Thursday, March 12

about women

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her..

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit".


Gaston Studio said...

Sooooo well said!!!

Cowguy said...

Unless you give her a drunk slob of a husband that farts at your folk's dinner table and chases the cat around the yard in his underwear.

I don't know why the cat was wearing my underwear.


Anonymous said...

Unless of course you give her money!!!!!


The rest are true though!!

Sunny said...

lol... you guys have expanded the quote so well. Can i use your comments to edit the quote next time I post it?

J. L. Krueger said...

I thought of one, but it would make your blog "R-rated." ;)

Anonymous said...

You can use anything I say here or anywhere anyway you'd like.

Sunny said...

J. L. Krueger, e-mail it to me then

Southern Sage, thanks :)

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